Reblog this if you’d like me (Aaron Diaz of Dresden Codak), to make a UK appearance! I’ve been getting a lot of requests to do this lately, so let’s see what you’ve got.
(Source: textfromdog)
Normal
Definition: The usual, average, or typical state or condition
At first I thought it was paradox, because well… Being normal is not normal, so then everyone is weird or abnormal, so if everyone is weird, then everyone is normal in the sense of being not normal, so the closer to the general definition normal people seem to follow the more weird they become, of course the more weird you are, the more weird you actually are.
Too many people worry about not being normal, when really they are probably more normal or just as normal as the people who think they are normal, it’s a little silly when people get down about it.
Came apart at the end.
My skin doesn’t fit
I need another hit
my skull is split
so I decide to sit
to take just a bit
and rise from the pit
and rise to orbit
just me and my spirit
(Source: pusheen)
Rhyming
I’ve been in a rhyme(y) mood lately, so I have been making rhymes, don’t expect them to be any good!
Mighty Mime
Snowbells are white
Grass is like slime
you should be high as a kite
cause then this’ll be a good rhyme
I want to close my eyes tight
but I don’t have the time
so I’ll type you my plight
the silence is a sign
not to pick a fight
it’ll end up the crime
which caused a blight
when I was a mime
but I had the might
to steal that dime
that gave sight
to the sublime
Roses Are Red
Violets are blue
at least I’m not dead
quite unlike you
I cut off your head
I thought you were sue
turns out you were fred
and you had a baby due
you should have said
I did not have a clue
till I had already fled
One of the Valentines to come… The sentiment will stay the same, but the backdrop will likely change. I’m tired and my eyes hurt and I wanted tacky wallpaper.
I think Spidey looks so beautiful!






